Audit Him - Is He Worth Your Time or Are You Settling?

Welcome to Audit Him

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your use of Audit Him service ("Service") operated by TELOSTORY, INC. ("Company," "we," "our," or "us"). By accessing or using our Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using our Service, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms and our Privacy Policy. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not use our Service.

2. Description of Service

Audit Him is an entertainment and informational service that provides personalized relationship analysis based on information you provide. Our Service includes:

•Collection of relationship information through questionnaires
•Analysis and perspective on relationship dynamics
•Delivery of written audit reports via email

3. Service Delivery Times

📅 Business Hours Defined

All delivery timeframes are calculated using business hours only. Business hours are defined as Monday through Friday, 8:00 AM to 7:00 PM Central Time (USA).

Weekends (Saturday and Sunday) and federal holidays are not counted toward delivery timeframes.

3.1 Standard Service Delivery

Our standard audit service is delivered within 24 business hours of submission. This means your audit will be completed and delivered to your email within 24 business hours, excluding weekends and holidays.

3.2 Expedited Service Delivery

Our expedited audit service is delivered within 4 business hours of submission. This premium service ensures faster delivery during business hours only.

3.3 Delivery Time Calculation

Delivery times begin counting from the moment your submission is received and payment is confirmed. If you submit your audit outside of business hours, the delivery timeframe begins at the start of the next business day.

4. Important Disclaimers

⚠️ NOT PROFESSIONAL ADVICE

Our Service is for entertainment and informational purposes only. We are NOT licensed therapists, counselors, or medical professionals. Our audits provide perspective based on relationship patterns and common dynamics, but should NOT replace professional counseling, therapy, or medical advice when needed.

4.1 No Therapeutic Relationship

No therapeutic, counseling, or professional relationship is established between you and TELOSTORY, INC. through your use of this Service.

4.2 No Guarantees

We make no guarantees about the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of our analysis. Relationship dynamics are complex and individual, and our perspective may not apply to your specific situation.

4.3 Personal Responsibility

You are solely responsible for any decisions or actions you take based on our analysis. We encourage you to seek professional help for serious relationship issues, mental health concerns, or situations involving abuse or safety risks.

5. User Eligibility and Responsibilities

5.1 Age Requirements

You must be at least 18 years old to use our Service. By using our Service, you represent and warrant that you are 18 years of age or older.

5.2 Accurate Information

You agree to provide accurate, complete, and truthful information when using our Service. Providing false or misleading information may result in inaccurate analysis.

5.3 Prohibited Uses

You agree not to use our Service for any unlawful purpose or in any way that could damage, disable, or impair the Service. Prohibited uses include:

•Harassment, abuse, or harm to others
•Violation of any applicable laws or regulations
•Attempting to gain unauthorized access to our systems
•Interference with the proper functioning of the Service

6. Payment Terms

6.1 Service Fees

Our Service is provided for a one-time fee as displayed on our website. All fees are non-refundable except as required by law.

6.2 Payment Processing

Payments are processed securely through third-party payment processors. We do not store your payment information on our servers.

6.3 Refund Policy

ALL SALES ARE FINAL - NO REFUNDS. Due to the personalized nature of our Service and the time already spent creating your customized audit report, we do not offer refunds under any circumstances. By purchasing our Service, you acknowledge that you understand and agree to this no-refund policy.

7. Intellectual Property Rights

7.1 Our Content

The Service and its original content, features, and functionality are owned by TELOSTORY, INC. and are protected by international copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

7.2 Your Content

You retain ownership of any information you provide to us. By submitting information, you grant us a limited license to use that information to provide our Service to you.

7.3 Audit Reports

Audit reports are created specifically for you and are provided for your personal use. You may not distribute, resell, or use our analysis for commercial purposes without written permission.

8. Privacy and Data Protection

Your privacy is important to us. Our collection and use of personal information is governed by our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms by reference. By using our Service, you consent to the collection and use of information as described in our Privacy Policy.

9. Limitation of Liability

⚠️ IMPORTANT LIMITATIONS

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, TELOSTORY, INC. SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF PROFITS, DATA, OR USE, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE.

9.1 Service Availability

We do not guarantee that the Service will be available at all times. We may experience downtime, technical difficulties, or other issues that prevent access to the Service.

9.2 Third-Party Services

Our Service may rely on third-party services, including payment processors and hosting providers. We are not responsible for the availability or performance of these third-party services.

10. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless TELOSTORY, INC., its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your use of the Service or violation of these Terms.

11. Termination

11.1 Termination by You

You may stop using our Service at any time. However, you remain responsible for any fees incurred before termination.

11.2 Termination by Us

We may terminate or suspend your access to our Service immediately, without prior notice, for any reason, including if you breach these Terms.

12. Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

12.1 Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Texas, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

12.2 Dispute Resolution

Any disputes arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Service shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association.

13. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. We will notify users of any material changes by posting the updated Terms on our website and updating the "Last updated" date. Your continued use of the Service after any modifications constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

14. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is held to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.

15. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and TELOSTORY, INC. regarding the use of our Service.

16. Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:

Email: legal@audithim.com
Company: TELOSTORY, INC.

By using our Service, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.